Quotes of the Cowgirls
Time and trouble will tame an advanced young woman, but an advanced old woman is uncontrollable
by any earthly force.
~ Dorothy Sayers
Speak your mind but ride a fast horse!
What's your hurry? You're already in Austin! — seen on bumper sticker
Pawn your pearls, Honey! We're in Austin now!
It's amazing the things I won't do to avoid cleaning my house.
— Kathy J. about time at the computer
Austin: the cure for winter colds and the remedy for spring fever.
Live your best life everyday! — move over Oprah
Place is never neutral. It makes you who you are. — Under the Tuscan Sun
People like to play horses they haven't ridden. — about the stock market
Unlike the mother of the groom who is to show up, shut up and wear beige... "We show up, run our mouths and wear our best duds!" — Betty S.
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body,
but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming --
WOW--What a Ride!
Improve your image... Be seen in Austin!
Laugh. Talk. Eat. We know how to multitask!
She must have known a million tunes
But the one she knew the best
Was the one most requested
By the man she knew as Cowboy
At the "Y'all Come Back" Saloon.
— courtesy of Mac
The main thing that separates happy people from other people [is] the feeling that you're
a practical item, with a use, like a sweater or a socket wrench. — Barbara Kingsolver
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. — Saint Augustine
Listening with your tongue will make you deaf.
Life has a board for every behind. — Grandmother Marsalis
Believe there is a great power silently working all things for good,
behave yourself, and never mind the rest. — Beatrix Potter
How hard it is to escape from places. However carefully one goes they hold you - you leave little bits of yourself fluttering on the fences - little rags and shreds of your very life. — Katherine Mansfield
Women give themselves to God when the devil wants nothing more to do with them. — Sophie Arnould
It is interesting to speculate how it developed that in the two most anti-feminist institutions,
the church and the law court, the men are wearing dresses. — Florynce Kennedy
Better Living Thru Recess! — Dean Peyton
Work Hard, Rock Hard, Eat Hard, Sleep Hard, Grow Big, Wear Glasses If You Need 'Em...
— The Webb Wilder Credo
Don't worry about temptation, as you grow older, it starts avoiding you. — Anon
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. — H. G. Wells
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. — Mae West
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example. - Mark Twain
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. — Al Capone
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. — Sir Winston Churchill
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. — Xenocrates (396-314 B.C.)
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation. — H. H. Munro (Saki)
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. — Martin Fraquhar Tupper
When you fly like an eagle, you don't crap like a canary.
Lord, when we are wrong, make us willing to change.
And when we are right, make us easy to live with.
You ask me what I came into the world to do. I came to live out loud. — Emile Zola
I am happiest when I am idle. I could live for months without performing any kind of labor and feel fresh and vigorous enough to go right on in the same way. — Armetus Ward
No one watches the farm better than the farmer.
I always wanted to be somebody; I just should have been more specific. — Lily Tomlin
What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor? — Make me one with everything.
If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. — Charlie Parker
When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it can't be cured. — Anton Chekhov
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. — Scott Adams
Thumbs don't make us THAT smart!
