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From there to here,
from here to there,
funny things
are everywhere.
~ Dr. Seuss
Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
I never saw a Purple Cow,
I never hope to see one;
But I can tell you, anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one.
-Glett Burgess
— W.S. Gilbert from Pirates of Penzance
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Some people tap their feet, some people snap their fingers, and some people sway back and forth. I just sorta do 'em all together, I guess.
— Elvis Presley
"boys and girls come out to play"
(a nursery rhyme)
boys and girls come out to play,
the moon doth shine as bright as day.
leave your supper and leave your sleep,
and join your playfellows in the street.
come with a whoop and come with a call,
come with a good will or not at all.
up the ladder and down the wall,
a half-penny loaf will serve us all;
you find milk, and i'll find flour,
and we'll have a pudding in half an hour.
I do not like them, Sam I Ain't.
Silly poems make me feel faint.
I do not like them with a bear
or here, or there, or anywhere.
Silly poems waste my time,
which, as we know, is truly crime.
(The waste, I say, not avocation;
I teach the youth of this great nation).
So keep them to you, please, I bid,
or else my head in sand be hid.
There once was an elephant, Chunk
Who vacuumed by using his trunk
His tail he once snorked
And we came uncorked
As he disappeared with a loud "Sssnunk"
— Dr. Seuss
